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Friday, March 03, 2006

Guilty Conscience...

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

Alright, stop!  (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence  (But who are you?)
I'm your motherf*ckin conscience

That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade

Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

F*ck that!  Do that shit!  Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit?  Are you that rich?
Why you give a f*ck if she dies?  Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a f*ck if you have kids?

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!  (You're right!)
Not over this shit  (Stop!) Drop the biscuit  (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre?  I don't like your attitude..)

("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
    ("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
    ("Well OK..")

(Gun Fires, is cocked and refired...)



10:49 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (0) | Tags: eminem, rap, guilty

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Ass like that...

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer
What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry, please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!!


12:50 Posted in Music | Permalink | Comments (6) | Tags: eminem, ass, like, that, dick, rap, song, lyrics