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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Free at last...

A funny picture... (Grrr i hate the email address in the beginning!)

 
 
REY! 

11:40 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (4)

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Its been a while...

Yesterday night i saw the moon for the first time in four months, that was astonishing sight! I remember i saw it last time through the ambulance window on the night of 9th november...
I forgot how it looked like, but that was a great sight when i saw it after a really long time, behind the clouds, coming and going... It surely didnt feel good lying in a room!

Ah well... India is celebrating Holi today, so a very Happy Holi to all the Indians from me, i hope you enjoyed it a lot :)
Oh and other info, if you have a blog, try registering it at BlogMania, thats my Blog Directory that i recently opened (still in need of some sites!)

Hmmm I think thats all for today... Enjoy!

REY!

18:13 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (3) | Tags: Diaries

Monday, March 13, 2006

I cant be arsed...

Heres an email i got yesterday evening...

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium .As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Rafiq Rehman , a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business.

Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools in the UAE. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more.
I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge cash deposit that I have with Financial Firm Abroad .I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations and let them know that it is I Rafiq Rehman that is making this generous donation. I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart

God be with you.
Rafiq Rehman

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. and Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want anybody to know cos they are always around me. Do Endeavour to send your phone as well as your fax for easy communication.

Please reply to: rafiqrehma@netscape.net

_____________________________________________
Sent From www.RunningSpringsCam.com/MountainTalk



What do you think? Is it real?? I dont think so cos i have recieved such emails in the past also and they are nothing more than a scam!

I aint gonna reply to this thing, and i shouldnt be!! How can they people think that someone will send them a reply, except the receiver is a Dumbass...!! ;)

REY!

12:43 Posted in Web | Permalink | Comments (8)

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Yawnz...

Its been raining in here for two days continuosly! The summer was about to come but its been cold again, since it rained...

Its been a lazy day so far, got up at 9:45 and didnt took bath (cos its cold!!) and i hate bathing in cold (but do bath daily!)

Just watching the match (what else can i do, lying on the bed), and its been a good match so far...

Erm... cant think of anything more to write, so thats all for now....


REY!

13:35 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (4) | Tags: Diaries

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Trapped...

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REY!

12:27 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (2)

Friday, March 10, 2006

Landed Successfully!

So the practical is over today (thankfully) and i am back home (safely)

It was a mediocre day, nothing so hard was asked, just the regular one! The most tough part, the Viva, was a bit hard...(heeee)

Below is how it went...

Xaminer(X)::So what have you prepared for the viva?

REY(R)::Erm... ahem, well, nothing much, you know my leg have been broken, i cant study...

X::Thats so dumb excuse, u can study lying on the bed...

R::<blank>

X::Anyway, we'll begin. So what type of language is C?

R::C is a programming language... 

X::Programming is fine, but under which category does it come?

R::<blank >

X::Pah, what do you understand by main()?

R::main() is the main function which is called in the program at the time of running.

X::hmm... what are printf() and scanf()?

R::Printf() is used to show an output to the user and scanf() is used to get the input from the user.

X::Good. One last question, what do you understand by clrscr()?

R::clrscr() function is used to clear the screen, every time main() function is called...

X::Ok, thats it, you can run away now!!

R::RUN??? how the f*ck can I run... (well, i imagined it, not said, thankfully!!

So thats how it went... That was short, but I nedded three glass of water after that...

REY!

17:05 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (2)

Thursday, March 09, 2006

A Man Reaches Heaven...

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REY! 

12:38 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (1)

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Random Rantings!

I have talked about this before but cant help talking about it again!

Its been a real long and boring day, with nothing much to do, except playing iForest, and watching TV (when there is no power failure!)

While I was watching the TV, i got the terrible news of Varanasi Blasts , those dickheads cant do anything except causing unstability in the country(i am not going into depth because i can not write like a profesional). Read G's Writings!

Now what else can you do lying on a bed with a crushed leg! Bad thoughts come in your mind (that practical thingy haunts me) and i think how would i be able to walk again, after such a long time!!??

I remember those good old days when i was in school, we used to have a lot of fun, especially after class IXth, but those days wont be back again! This fuckin things started happening to me since i passed the class XIIth, and moved to college, its bad like shit!

My grandmother and grandfather both died in a interval of 10 months, it happened after 1 month of passing class XIIth. And i have just started going to college when the accident happened...!!

You cant imagine whats about to happen with you next!

"Life is a Bitch and then you Die, Fuck the rules and get High!!"

REY!

11:40 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (0) | Tags: Diaries

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Its official now...

So the date has been announced for the practicals! They are on the 10th of March :-(

Well, I have slightly prepared myself for them, i have to give those damn practicals, it doesnt matter if a leg is broken, i cant stand, or cant even move it, I have to appear!


REY!

11:10 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (0)

Monday, March 06, 2006

Roses...

 

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REY! 
 

12:57 Posted in General | Permalink | Comments (0)

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Nervous Attack!

Just returned after seeing the doctor! Got a terrible news, A Nerve is been found damaged in the outer part of leg!

They say it may be healed by the time, but i wont be able to stand till that time! Damn, when i started to think that its getting better it got even worse!!

What the F*ck, its been the most bad part of my life! 

I know it will be ok some day, but one thing is sure that damn day aint gonna come soon!! 

REY! 

12:58 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (5) | Tags: hell, worse, bad, part, life, leg, broken, fuck

Friday, March 03, 2006

Guilty Conscience...

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

Alright, stop!  (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence  (But who are you?)
I'm your motherf*ckin conscience

That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade

Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

F*ck that!  Do that shit!  Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit?  Are you that rich?
Why you give a f*ck if she dies?  Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a f*ck if you have kids?

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!  (You're right!)
Not over this shit  (Stop!) Drop the biscuit  (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre?  I don't like your attitude..)

("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
    ("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
    ("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
    ("Well OK..")

(Gun Fires, is cocked and refired...)

REY! 

 

10:49 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (0) | Tags: eminem, rap, guilty

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Karma...

medium_blackrose.jpgI am, the one you denied,
Brushed off every time I tried, but I'm alright,
I'm able to swallow my pride and put all the bullshit to the side,
If you ready to ride, I'm down for a one night stand,
I'll accept it any way that I can, 'cause I ain't your man,
I'll try for whatever it's worth,
Just remember who played who first,
Yeah, yeah.....
 
I can't keep my eyes off ya,
I can tell why them other guys lost ya,
Your kind's rarer than a flyin' saucer,
And that's why I can offer, similarities in our characters,
Haven't you heard the word 'round town? How I get down,
They gon' whistle, everybody part is official,
And that ass wit' you, got my dick as hard as a missile,
Don't hop on top, 'cause I ride around with a pistol,

REY!

13:24 Posted in Blah! | Permalink | Comments (1) | Tags: 50 cent, rap, black, rose

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Ass like that...

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying FREEZE - D-DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done, not til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry, please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!!

REY!

12:50 Posted in Music | Permalink | Comments (6) | Tags: eminem, ass, like, that, dick, rap, song, lyrics

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Exhausted!

Just finished printing 103 programs of C, each lengthing to 2 pages minimum! The total page count which i would be carrying for my practicals (Damn, i have to give it, against my will!!) is, 210!!

The Printer got heated up and have to restart it several times, printing 210 pages for a useless thing!

Heres a program, its junk really...

main()
       {
        int mat1[3][3],mat2[3][3],mat3[3][3],i,j;
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          scanf("%d",&mat1[i][j]);
         }
        }
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          scanf("%d",&mat2[i][j]);
         }
        }
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          mat3[i][j] = mat1[i][j] + mat2[i][j];
         }
        }
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         printf("n");
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          printf("t%d",mat3[i][j]);
         }
        }
        }

210 pages, they are a lot, and i have to carry them for a thing i dont wanna do, it seems worthless! but i cant do anything! I wanna laugh at myself... What is going on here!! I have no control on myself.... Heck!

REY! 

 

12:18 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (3) | Tags: Science

Sunday, February 26, 2006

They Suck...

  • Exams
  • Ink Pens
  • Winter Season
  • Tushar Kapoor
  • My Neighbour
  • Windows 95
  • Series 40 phones
  • B/W phones
  • Winter Season
  • Bathing (but i do bath daily)
  • Rains
  • My barber
  • George Bush ;)
  • Accidents
  • My broken leg
  • Deskjet Printers
  • DVDs
  • Manmohan Singh
  • Wars
  • Reliance India Mobile
  • Cihuahuas
  • Mosquitoes
  • Kurt Angle
  • Soap Operas
  • .cgi Scripts
  • Scooters
  • Romantic Films
  • Dial Up Connections
  • My College
  • DejavuWap.com
  • Internet Explorer
  • Quick Time Player
  • 3gp files
  • C language
  • BSNL
  • CDMA

Well, there are many more things but i can only remember this much now!!

REY!

12:20 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (13) | Tags: fun, suck, blah, hate, many, things

Saturday, February 25, 2006

The Greatest SOBs...

I always used to think that and now it has been confirmed! My College Authorities, especially H.O.D IT, are the greatest SOBs i have ever came across with!

When I broke my leg, they said that they will manage with the exams, practicals and all those things (as it was their college bus which collided head on with a truck) and i dont have to go to college with a damaged leg! But i took the exams, as the leg showed some improvements, and now they want me to take practicals also!

Those freakin' people want me to go all the way to the college, climb the stairs, go to the lab, make the fukin' programs and give the viva (the most horrible of them all) and that too when i cant even stand!
Written paper was ok but practicals, no way.....


I have decided that i will go there but wont do anything, I dont even give a damn about Exams, Practicals etc. Let them do what they want!!!

REY! 

11:14 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (3) | Tags: college, bone, leg, paper, practical, exam

Friday, February 24, 2006

HiTech Kitties!

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REY!

11:09 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (4) | Tags: ctas, kitties, pussy, pussies, fun, laugh, joke, internet