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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Exhausted!

Just finished printing 103 programs of C, each lengthing to 2 pages minimum! The total page count which i would be carrying for my practicals (Damn, i have to give it, against my will!!) is, 210!!

The Printer got heated up and have to restart it several times, printing 210 pages for a useless thing!

Heres a program, its junk really...

main()
       {
        int mat1[3][3],mat2[3][3],mat3[3][3],i,j;
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          scanf("%d",&mat1[i][j]);
         }
        }
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          scanf("%d",&mat2[i][j]);
         }
        }
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          mat3[i][j] = mat1[i][j] + mat2[i][j];
         }
        }
        for(i=0;i<3;i++)
        {
         printf("n");
         for(j=0;j<3;j++)
         {
          printf("t%d",mat3[i][j]);
         }
        }
        }

210 pages, they are a lot, and i have to carry them for a thing i dont wanna do, it seems worthless! but i cant do anything! I wanna laugh at myself... What is going on here!! I have no control on myself.... Heck!

REY! 

 

12:18 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (3) | Tags: Science

Sunday, February 26, 2006

They Suck...

  • Exams
  • Ink Pens
  • Winter Season
  • Tushar Kapoor
  • My Neighbour
  • Windows 95
  • Series 40 phones
  • B/W phones
  • Winter Season
  • Bathing (but i do bath daily)
  • Rains
  • My barber
  • George Bush ;)
  • Accidents
  • My broken leg
  • Deskjet Printers
  • DVDs
  • Manmohan Singh
  • Wars
  • Reliance India Mobile
  • Cihuahuas
  • Mosquitoes
  • Kurt Angle
  • Soap Operas
  • .cgi Scripts
  • Scooters
  • Romantic Films
  • Dial Up Connections
  • My College
  • DejavuWap.com
  • Internet Explorer
  • Quick Time Player
  • 3gp files
  • C language
  • BSNL
  • CDMA

Well, there are many more things but i can only remember this much now!!

REY!

12:20 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (13) | Tags: fun, suck, blah, hate, many, things

Saturday, February 25, 2006

The Greatest SOBs...

I always used to think that and now it has been confirmed! My College Authorities, especially H.O.D IT, are the greatest SOBs i have ever came across with!

When I broke my leg, they said that they will manage with the exams, practicals and all those things (as it was their college bus which collided head on with a truck) and i dont have to go to college with a damaged leg! But i took the exams, as the leg showed some improvements, and now they want me to take practicals also!

Those freakin' people want me to go all the way to the college, climb the stairs, go to the lab, make the fukin' programs and give the viva (the most horrible of them all) and that too when i cant even stand!
Written paper was ok but practicals, no way.....


I have decided that i will go there but wont do anything, I dont even give a damn about Exams, Practicals etc. Let them do what they want!!!

REY! 

11:14 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (3) | Tags: college, bone, leg, paper, practical, exam

Friday, February 24, 2006

HiTech Kitties!

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REY!

11:09 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (4) | Tags: ctas, kitties, pussy, pussies, fun, laugh, joke, internet

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Flying Flu...

So finally, the most awaited (not really) Bird Flu reached India!

India's first bird flu cases have been reported in Nandurbar and Dhule district in Maharashtra on Saturday. Yet, cases of Bird Flu have only been reported in Maharashtra and Gujarat states (its good that im far away from them, and it will take some time to reach here!!)

medium_chicken1.jpg200,000 chickens have been culled so far and 50,000 died of their own, they suspect that the deadly bird flu virus, known as H5N1 virus have evaded India by the immigrating birds from far eastern countries!

Anyway till it is sorted out, keep away from Tandoori Chicken...

 

REY!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Beat the Bush!

So, its for all those people, who want to kick Bush's butt, but havnt succeeded yet.....

Tip:: Click and drag bush and beat the hell outta him... 

 


REY!

11:31 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (169) | Tags: beat, bush, laden, iraq, war, hell, saddam, taliban

Saturday, February 18, 2006

REY 4ever!!

Heres a Rap of Rey Mysterio... (If u dont know what im talking about, Dont Ask!)

 

Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we goooo!!!

When the mask's out the girls they pass out...

The boys just black out better tap out!

Go.....off the top rope so look out below...

And the next thing you know you be on the floor

What you gonna do when your on ya back

From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!

You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck

Where's the ref?

Straight from the WWE

Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?

Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast

You can't remove the mask

[why?].....coz he's kickin' your ass!

C'mmon....


Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go

When the mask's out the girls they pass out

The boys just black out better tap out!


Yeah.....


Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go

When the mask's out the girls they pass out

The boys just black out better tap out!

Mr. Mysterious is serious

And he get's furious and delirious, and everybody's curious

Wanna know were he's from and yeah who is he?

Know not a damn thing but he get's busy.

The entertainer and your now on his stage

And it don't matter if your in the ring or trapped in a cage

What he looks like you all dying to see

But [guess what] looks like a winner to me!

C'mmon....


Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go

When the mask's out the girls they pass out

The boys just black out better tap out!


Yeah.....


Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go

When the mask's out the girls they pass out

The boys just black out better tap out!

[who's that?].....

[out the sky].....

[R-E-Y].....

[Mysterio].....

[here we go].....

[off the top rope].....

[below].....

[on the floor].....

[ya back].....

[ah damn ya wack].....

[sittin on my neck, where's the ref].....

[W-W-E].....

[trouble you see].....

[mystery].....

[doin' it fast].....

[remove the mask].....

[why?].....

[ass!].....

[serious].....

[furious and delirious].....

[everybody's curious].....

[where he's from yeah who is he?].....

[but he get's busy].....

[in the ring or trapped in a cage]

REY! 

13:40 Posted in WWE | Permalink | Comments (8) | Tags: WWE

Friday, February 17, 2006

It Happens...

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REY!

12:01 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (0) | Tags: great, big, breasts, mile, water, sand, thidty, thirst

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Bored...

 

Ah well, nothing to moan about today! Just watching the Match!!

 

REY! 

13:17 Posted in Blah! | Permalink | Comments (0)

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Of Cartoons...

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LOL I hope it wont cause any riots...!!!

REY!

16:25 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (0) | Tags: cartoon, danish, muslim, rage, moslem, fire

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The Real Team India!!

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I need not mention, what happened yesterday, to those, who saw the yesterday match, but to those who were unlucky enough to miss it, let me tell them that, The monday was purely team India day!!

A brilliant start by Irfan Pathan in the first over itself (that was the exact copy of 2nd match), and then the brilliant spells by RP singh and Sachin, though there were three catches dropped, all on the bowling of S.Sreesanth (poor chap) and a century by Shoaib Malik, lead Pakistan to a respected total!

But what can they do with Sachin Tendulkar, who smashed 95 off 104 balls and built the foundation of the win!

Tendulkar, dropped on 36 when Kamran Akmal failed to get a leg-side glance off Umar Gul, took India to 189 before cutting Abdul Razzaq straight to substitute Imran Frahat at point.

Tendulkar hit 16 boundaries and a six during his 104-ball knock.

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But after two quick wickets of Sachin and Kaif, it was smell of danger somewhere, till MS Dhoni arrived! It was due to him and Yuvraj that India was able to win the 3rd match of the five ODI series! Dhoni was simply superb (72 off 46
balls), and was rightly given the man of the match!

Now that was team India (and Dhoni) at its Best!

REY!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Why Osama Hates America....

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REY! 

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Mini Bush!

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REY! 

12:57 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (168)

Friday, February 10, 2006

Rage by Cartoon...

Yeah this is in regards of that controversy which is been the headline of newspapers for a week now, i think...

Today there was another twist in this matter!

The Talibanis (yeah the same old talibanis) have announced a reward of 100 kg of Gold, to the person who will bring the head of that cartoonist (seperated from the body) who made that cartoon!!!!

Now what will you call it!!???

For more info and views read G-ThisIsMe

REY!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Amazing!

I recently came across a site (SilkTide) which reviews your site/blog and give marks based on the different criteria! So i thought why not test my blog... So here are some results about my blog...

Good/Bad Points::


Linked To::

About 129 other websites were found linking to this website. (12 quality links, out of 129). The website is reasonably well linked to.


Size Of Pages::

Webpages are small and should display quickly.


Popularity Ranking::

Your website is ranked 4,647 in the world. This is very good and shows you have a very popular website.


Speed::

Your website responded in 0.22 seconds, and your homepage downloaded in 0.41 seconds. This is very fast and suggests your website is running on a sufficiently powerful web server.

Images::

We found an average of 19.6 images per page.
There appears to be good variety in the images within this website (8.6 unique images per page).


Use Of Interactive Elements::

Your website does not appear to include any advert keywords in your source files and therefore displays correctly to the user with a spam blocker enabled.


RESULT

And this is the score i got, well i think this damn blog is not that bad as i used to think!

REY!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Being OnLine...

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REY! 

15:12 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (3)

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Mission-I Completed!

So i am back home after taking the first exam... Well it wasnt that hard (due to my leg) as i was thinking, but wasnt too easy either!

The task of going down the stairs was pretty easy (with some help ofcourse) but going up on them was a daunting task, even with some help!

 After reaching college they only allowed me to sit in the classroom before the time (and i now think that was a good oppurtunity to do some evilish things!!)

 The three hours went away very quickly even though i didnt wrote anything!! I know i merely would make it to the passing border! But hey atleast i made it to the objective!

Now a lot of burden is been shed off from me...

REY! 

16:39 Posted in My Life | Permalink | Comments (3)

Monday, February 06, 2006

American Mona Lisa!!

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REY! 

13:45 Posted in Fun | Permalink | Comments (0)

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